Nethergate on a Saturday Night

By Jill Hinnrichs

Penguins wearing woolly jumpers
A seagull ate my kebab
My cash is all counted in the counting house
And there’s an mare taxi-cabs

Like Humpty Dumpty I sit on the wall
That penguin’s looking at me funny
I’ve lost a shoe, I’ve lost my phone
It seems I’ve lost all my money.

Am I fed-up? Is there a tear in my eye
Am I worried? Not I!
Someone will shout soon, cos this is Dundee
Eh ken you! Jump in this taxi wi’ me